So I got my yearly pap done today. Everythings healthy, no sign of STD's. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Even though I'm anally safe with my reproductive organs, and mouth piece. Hahahah.

Whoever tells the truth about their partners though? I said two, but I meant 3 or so...

And the last pap was two years ago...such a whore.

But it was interesting because she genuinely gave a shit about my over all health. Didn't just put me through the rotating door of IHS medicine. And she got me to make an appointment with a psychologist in order to try to stablize my routines....make better life choices I spose. And that I needed to do my vajayjay exercises more often because I don't want to end up like that old lady who pees on herself because she laughed to hard.

I'm going to try it again. Because someone tangible, who breathes the same air, and was ever so gentle with my vajayjay actually gave a fuck about me for a second because I was simply another human being getting along...which is nothing against T.I.P. I mean, when someone can take such an undelightful experience and turn it into a life lesson, well it's touching.

So I have a reason to live today. Love, Charlie