who am I? I think this list of things explains it a bit

- I enjoy getting stoned and masturbating to the music vidoeo for martin scorsese by king missile and then really tasting orange juice

-I want my hashbrowns with pickles

- I make art out of stuff that people leave out for the trashman

- I only think Im pretty when my head is shaved

- I eat popcorn salt straight cause I think the popcorn is just filler

- I say goodly, and I dont care that it's improper

- I hate menchausem hipsters, fakers, miserable people and drama queens.

- Circumstances are never good for me, I am an optimist all the way, I never look down, if i did I'd be fucked-constantly-sideways.