Submitted by ulivillwait on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 3:39pm
The Doctor recoiled, he wished he could say, "Turn down the lights. Everyone be silent." then he looked again. No veterinarian would be asked to perform such a parturition.
Submitted by ulivillwait on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:04pm
The lightbulb in my bedroom could have lit a truckstop. As he walked down the hall to make coffee he would pause at my room, "Time to get up", then turn on the light and keep walking.
Submitted by ulivillwait on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 6:18am
In Nebraska, when no one comes down your lane, or down your road, and the phone is dead and the mail has stopped, the wind gets determined to push you to leave.