Xenophobia is now a diagnosable and treatable mental illness. Being is a delusion and a phobia, it also has obsessive-compulsive tendencies. It is violent and disruptive to the community. Scientists have long been working on ways to cure it. They now can.

Use a screw-driver. They like screwing up people’s bodies and then asking them how it feels, so maybe they need to experience it for themselves! Then you can put them in the washing machine on the spin cycle. They enjoy a bit of laundering, being Fraudian and all.