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Shore Leave

Submitted by 66Matchsticks on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 1:06am

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So, Basic Training was interesting to say the least. I learned a lot from a really amazing Sniper.

my make-up...your make-up...LABELS

Submitted by madmuse on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 3:46am

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.....you'll hear the 'under-lingo' and you'll diagnose the person next to you right away!

Pills to cure racism

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 3:41am

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Xenophobia is now a diagnosable and treatable mental illness. Being is a delusion and a phobia, it also has obsessive-compulsive tendencies. It is violent and disruptive to the community. Scientists have long been working on ways to cure it. They now can.

Mad Love in San Francisco on Valentine's Day!!

Submitted by frictitious on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 4:49pm

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Bay Area Icarus was revived last summer, and we are officially full of surging, irreverent life. We held our first event on Valentine's Day--Mad Love. We had an open mic, a skilled MC, a cabaret of musicians and poets, and the evening skyrocketed to a close with the Brass Liberation Orchestra.

If you were there, you know. If not, read on! Almost as good. :)

The logic of psychiatry

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 6:01am

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(Picture a Nazi flag being waved as this is said):

Millions of people world-wide agree to take psychotropic drugs once they gain insight into their illness. This proves that these drugs work. There is only resistance amongst people while they are having a psychotic episode.

Sometimes there are suicides and murders while the patient is on psychotropic medication. This only occurs when the dosage is not high enough, or the type of medication used is not suitable to the person and needs to be changed. Sometimes the illness is so severe that people can only get better through such treatments as hospitalisation and electro-shock therapy, which helps to wipe the memory clear so the person can start with a clean fresh slate.

How do you get rid of a psychiatrist?

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 9:16pm

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Use a screw-driver. They like screwing up people’s bodies and then asking them how it feels, so maybe they need to experience it for themselves! Then you can put them in the washing machine on the spin cycle. They enjoy a bit of laundering, being Fraudian and all.