How do you get rid of a psychiatrist?

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 9:16pm
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Use a screw-driver. They like screwing up people’s bodies and then asking them how it feels, so maybe they need to experience it for themselves! Then you can put them in the washing machine on the spin cycle. They enjoy a bit of laundering, being Fraudian and all.

Leave us people alone!

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:47am
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(Song to the tune of Pink Floyd's 'The Wall')

We don’t need any medication
We don’t need any thought control
No psycho study in our art room
Psychiatrists, leave us people alone!

Percipience, outside the range of understood sense

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:39am
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Percipience, is available on amazon.com and https://www.createspace.com/3382902

Protesting my arrest

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:26am
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I protested loudly
I made myself heard
And even though alone
I raised the tone.

Children are psychotic by nature

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:20am
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Children are psychotic by nature. They believe in all sorts of things like fairies, Santa Claus, the ToothFairy, Easter bunny...

Riding with Morpheus

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:06am
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It’s not exactly sleep-walking, it’s more sleep-waking, but it’s somewhere in between worlds, a limbo of not quite awake to reasoning and logic and not asleep to people and things around. In this state of sleep-waking the person is able to move and think about what is going on. But it’s like two things are happening, the waking world and the dream world and the person is experiencing both at once

Tom's potential light-bulbs

Submitted by InitiallyNO on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:00am
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There was a young man named Thomas
Who really didn’t show much promise.
His teacher said he was addled
And that he needed to be paddled
So from school he was dismissed.
 
Modern medicine has a name
Or so they like to claim
For Thomas Edison’s behaviour
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